redsimonpoker

Well the operation went ok but the last week has been Victor Meldrewesque in its insanity.

Tuesday my dialysis never got going and i had to finish it after 1 hour without taking any fluid off. Thursday my next session went OK but I was so bloated and unwell I couldn't trust myself to play for real money.

All week Blue square decided to fcuk me around with their transfer to Playtech software.

Eventually I got my money back into my account.

Played a bit of PLO8 sng at weekend so currently up $50 in March from 1 days play.

All week been feeling sore and a bit of a temperature.

Well today put the cap on it. I go to get my dressing changed.

Nurse removes the dressing to reveal a nice scab on my exit site and its red raw too.

She decides to swab the scab in case I have a nasty bug and as she rubs the scab a long black hair pops up. Now bear in mind I am a greying ex blonde and my surgeon has long black hair, put 2 and 2 together and guess why I have an infection. An experiment for you; Slice a hole in your guts put a hair on it and seal with a plaster. Take it off a week later and see how much pus you will have seeping from it.

So yet another day in our wonderful NHS. Marvellous!

And don't mention the football :(